I think this just about sums up the Liberal Democrat contribution to the coalition.
Liberal Democrats call for comfier pavements as homelessness rises
I think this just about sums up the Liberal Democrat contribution to the coalition.
Liberal Democrats call for comfier pavements as homelessness rises
£10,000 before tax.
Rupert Murdoch.
Mansion Tax.
Commitment to electoral reform.
Tycoon tax.
Gary, have you considered joining the Liberal Democrats?
No, I have never had such thoughts.
I much prefer not to belong to a Labour party that would not have me as a corrupt, cheating, lying, low down member.
Take it for me, it is much better fun pissing into the tent from the outside than being pissed on from the inside.
Can you remember Labour’s last policy on taxing dead pensioners?
I drank more than is considered healthy by the relevant health authorities, but I emptied just as regular whenever one of them taxing dead pensioners Labour people stood up.
(Oh no… he left over the pensioners now… nothing to do with the fact they wouldn’t make him a fat cat MP…more excuses)
No Bob, I didn’t leave over pensioners.
When I did leave, I was asked to prove my mettle and so I wrote a few hundred words on how pensioners should be treated in old age and how a National Care Policy could be introduced to see Pensioners cared for without the fear of being ripped off.
Ed Balls ripped a bit off my idea recently.
You should have seen my few hundred words on unemployment.
Ed nailed me again on that one as well.
Copycats.
None of this workfare nonsense.
Very bloody likely… particularly as Andy Burnham had been banging on about introducing a Social Care Bill for his entire time as Secretary of State for Health, but your Tory friends scared people away with garbage about ‘death taxes’ (funny… I’m sure that barmy muppet Elsby was wittering on about the same thing).
I love the way everything is going wrong until super-elsby bursts on the scene. You’re bloody delusional and not helped by being an idiot.
You must be bloody joking.
Labour wanted to tax dead people for…..looking after them when they were a bit ill.
Gee up.
The Tory National care plan was proven, even by me, to be costed wrongly.
Labour’s was just disgusting.
My CLP thought the same…..cough.
Ed now wants 100,000 houses built to boost employment.
T***!
Read my prospectus of 1000,000 new homes and everything else that goes with it.
Read my Conference motion on housing that was jumbled up with a few hundred others and re-shuffled to re-read that my CLP wanted to boost the pay of car washers(?)
Ed, you ripped my work off and you are drowning because you ripped me off half heartedly.
Second best is just not good enough.
Silly arse.
Labour wanted £9000 when dead and most people reckon on 2 million houses just for starters. Considering that 5 million people have no home when they actually want one, you can see who is the arse.
Best have a look what happened in May 2010.
“We didn’t listen”: says Yve (I’m not after your job-honest) Cooper.
Yes you did Yve, you just didn’t do anything about it.
(yawn) change the record Elsby… The needle’s stuck again.