Toy trains for the boys

 Heaven only knows why, but the Government, the opposition, the media, and industry seem almost unanimously in favour of the ridiculous vanity scheme HS2. We are led to believe that the only people who are against this spiffing idea are a totally selfish bunch of rural dwellers whose homes and lives are about to be blighted by the prospect of trains flashing through their back gardens at speeds approaching 250 mph. Nimby buggers!

Apparently spending £32billion, at a time when we are supposedly belt tightening, in order to allow the super rich in 2025 to spend an extra half an hour in bed before commuting to the smoke in unashamed luxury, is supposed to be a bloody good idea. The notion that ordinary commuters will get their extra lie-in is pretty damned fanciful. The cost of tickets will be prohibitive and preference will go to those who want to lounge around in the office-style facilities of HS2, and whose companies are paying for the ticket. The remaining commuters can just bloody well get their arses out of bed at the usual time and struggle down to London crammed like sardines on the West Coast mainline which will be left to rot as investment is switched to digging tunnels in the Chilterns. Of course, outside the ‘rush hour’ day trippers will be allowed to take a supersonic trip… at a price, of course

Meanwhile, civic leaders in Birmingham stumble over themselves to tell everyone how this will be a tremendous boost to the region. Businesses will locate to the West Midlands from the over-heated South East when commuters can speed up to Birmingham in less than an hour.

Complete cobblers, of course.

We had similar arguments advanced here in the West Midlands when a metro line was built from Birmingham to Wolverhampton. Areas like Bilston and West Bromwich which were stops on the metro line would get a massive boost as the million customers from Birmingham flocked along the metro line to shop in the the suburbs. The reality was that people from Wolverhampton, Bilston, West Bromwich… found it easier to commute into Birmingham’s flashy Bull Ring… whilst the boards went up on the windows of the shops in the suburbs.

The reality is England is a fairly small country. You can travel to almost any major business centre in the country in a couple of hours or so. An exhorbitantly expensive train line designed to cut travel time by a few minutes (before getting off the train and sitting in a traffic jam) between two cities just over 100 miles apart seems to be no more than a bit of willy-waving by politicians desperate to show the world that we are really ‘modernised’ too.

If the nation really wants to invest in its infrastructure we could build new homes for our overcrowded youth, invest in decent social care facilities for our elderly, and build new schools to replace the rotting slum schools where many of our kids still have to try to eke out an education. It would not only get people back to work and reduce the benefit bills, it would give us some real ‘modernisation’.

 

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11 Responses to Toy trains for the boys

  1. Mick Davies says:

    Hear, hear

  2. Gary Elsby says:

    The biggest supporters of this whte elephant is Labour MPs.

  3. Gary Elsby says:

    “is”

    • bobpiper says:

      You are so wrong about most things I’m not going to teach you basic English as well.

      • Gary Elsby says:

        Try telling my MP that it is a useless project and he’ll go crazy telling you that HS2 will benefit Stoke-on-Trent no end.

        250,000 people in these parts have tried, but to no avail.
        He tells us it will stop in Stoke.
        We laughed.

  4. Mr. Jolly says:

    I totally agree with you on this one Bob. The government should not be in the business of building infrastructure like this. If something is worth building, capitalists will find a way of doing it by turning a profit on it. It’s how the railways were originally built in this country. Private companies got money from shareholders and used that money to make things like railway lines. The profits from these railway lines were then returned to the people who stumped up the money in the first place. As the modern parlance would have it – “simples”.
    If a project like a railway line is not going to return a profit, then it should not be built. “simples”.

    • bobpiper says:

      Not sure I agree with you, Mr Jolly. Rail travel can be seen as a social service to get people off overcrowded roads, or to maintain links or attract businesses to difficult to reach regions which may not meet a market test.

      But glad you agree on HS2.

  5. Elizabeth Williams says:

    I started the national campaign against HS2 in 2010. Birmingham is very dear to my heart having worked in housing and regeneration there for nearly 20 years. Birmingham needs jobs now, it needs affordable public transport now. We have children dying of poverty in Birmingham now. We are losing public sector jobs hand over fist now! The cost of job creation per job (jobs not guaranteed) is £800,000 per job! What!!!!!!! How many jobs could be saved now and services now.$51m it will cost Birmingham City Council as a minimum. I fear investment around the areas affected will stop whilst we are waiting for this monster raving looney cheques for the boys project, our young people will be out of work and unlikely to regain employment and the deprived areas of Birmingham will become even more so as the tiny centre around the proposed station sucks all the money and London sucks all the jobs. Birmingham Chamber of Commerce supports this and Arup are one of the main sponsors. It is all stinking of wrong doing and makes no economic or environmental sense whatsoever! Birmingham is not a siding, it is a great city but that city extends way beyond Colmore Row! Well done Bob for speaking from the heart!

  6. Gw in Caerphilly says:

    £500 Million to help keep property values in Bucks sky high.

    Wirg yjay sort of money you could jave eletified the Main line to Cardiff and Swansea, electrdfied all the Valley lines and reopened Cardiff to Bedlinog, and the Vale of Neath line to passenger servicz and still had change

  7. filip says:

    Very interesting article. I agree with you Mr.Jolly