Fit 4 Nothing

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Apparently Derek Draper of LabourList was engaged in debate this lunchtime with a tub of lard, refereed by a bloke with a weetabix on his head. The full unedifying spectacle can be viewed over at Dale’s place.
My initial reaction, having only previously seen ‘tubby’ Staines making an arse out of himself in silhouette on Newsnight, was to think how shockingly obese television can make people look. I know that neither Derek nor the weetabix man are exactly what you could call svelte… but bloody hell Staines, lay off the beer a bit man, it’s doing you no good in all sorts of ways!
Anyway, I cast around on Google images to see if they had any other evidence of Staines displaying his porky tendencies, and by searching for Guido, all I could come up with was this picture of what appears to be Guido in his underwear on a stag weekend .
Not pleasant, I’m sure you will agree.

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5 Responses to Fit 4 Nothing

  1. Blogging damages your health. Phsyical and mental.

  2. David Duff says:

    Fatism, that’s what you’re spewing out here, Piper, sheer, unadultered fatism. Picking on a minority (well, just, these days) and making fun of their personal features, you fatist, you!

  3. Bob says:

    Not at all, Duffers, I was a founder member of the anti-weightist league, I’ll have you know… I wonder why you are so touchy about this?

  4. The more i see of Paul Staines, the more i thnk he is a very nasty little man with a chip on his shoulder bigger that Belize about politicians.

  5. I couldn’t help thinking when I saw the Berk in the video shot in the USA that he looked awfully like Robert Murat. As we know, Mr Murat was wrongly accused.
    Watching him on the Brillo show, I wondered how he managed to get that beer belly behind a steering wheel to enable him to drive whilst under the influence of drink?