Now, far be it for me to stoke the fires of class war after the events of last week…. but…
Mr Frank Goldsmith, former Eton schoolboy, mate of Thomas Parker Bowles, Conservative Party candidate for Richmond Park, heir to the billionaire Sir James Goldsmith’s 300 million quid fortune, has embarked on a campaign. He wants me to boycott my local Sainsbury’s store in Oldbury because Sainsbury’s are planning to build a store in the leafy suburb where our ‘Zac’ is expected to become the Tory MP.
“This move is completely undemocratic, and goes against the grain in every sense” says young Zac.
Absolutely. Building a supermarket. Opposite the home of another national treasure, the equally ineffectual Tim Rice. Out-bloody-rageous, that’s what I call it.
Surely, though, kid… it’s the market…. live with it! Isn’t that the Party line?
Hey, Zac, did you and your constituents know… you can get cheaper fuel at Sainsbury’s. Surely you’re in favour of that?