First it was Digby Jones becoming a Labour Lord… but not joining the Party. Then the Tories recruited Tony Lit, who had been photographed cuddling up to Tony Blair and the Labour Party, as their candidate in Ealing Southall… and now we find this Lib Dem councillor who has sparked a bit of a row was not actually a member of the Liberal Democrat Party. Still… it gives me a chance to tell this old joke…
An old chap in an elderly person’s home is celebrating his 100th birthday. As a joke the staff decide to hire a stripogram from the local ‘Surpersex’ stripogram agency.
When the young women arrives she is dressed in just a fur coat and thigh length boots. The staff point him out, sitting slumped in his chair, half asleep and dribbling a bit. “I don’t think I’ll be able to do much for him” says the girl. “Oh, don’t worry, it’s only a bit of fun and he’ll have a laugh, everybody else will have a laugh and he’ll go back to sleep with a smile on his face. What do you actually do though,” they ask”
“I usually just walk up to them, throw off the coat and shout out the name of the agency… and that’s it.” So… as the staff and other patients all gather round… off she goes. Walks over, throws off the coat and bends down to yell in his ear…. “SUPERSEX”
The old fellah stirs briefly, lifts his head up and says… “I’ll have the soup.”