Guido is not a Tory.

It doesn't seem to matter how many times I say it, Guido isn't a Tory. Do try to absorb that fact. As you will come to understand once new government is in place.

Could Brown survive ditching his chancellor for his property fiddles?

It is rather interesting ,the only thing is he does not need the money especially , but some explanation is certainly due.

My grey haired and sweet old mum ( right of Tebbit by miles) has always claimed he was shifty , perhaps she is right after all , often has been .

To be fair, Alistair Darling couldn't make his mind up which house was his main property either.

Pots and kettles and all that.

You right wingers are a bit touchy this morning...

Guido and Statto... are you not being a little sensitive? I can't see where I have suggested that Paul is a Tory.

Rob and LFaT... I presume when the Tory bloggers refer to Labour MPs 'misusing' the expenses system, you pair are right there, like a pair of rats up a drainpipe, rushing in to the comments columns pointing out that Tories are fiddling theirs too, and that they should be more balanced. Strangely, I've searched... but couldn't find your comments there. I'm sure you can show us though.

"I can't see where I have suggested that Paul is a Tory"

"The whispering in the Tory camp is getting louder"

That's a pretty clear inference don't you think?

You could read it that way... but actually I was talking about the moronic ones who dwell in the depths of the comments columns.

Notice how when the going gets tough, no one admits to being a Tory?

Your typical average Tory is a drunk, on a curfew and shouts at respected journalists.

I remember the good old days when they re nationalised penguins in the South Atlantic and sank all opposition in the process. They queued up to accept responsibility for the Tories way back then but alas not now.

Today, we are left with 'two homes' Tories who don't know which way to turn on their expenses sheet.This home or that home, that is the question? Question too hard,Giddy/Guido?

But don't worry too much, old Guido (a closet apologist) will find a way to get old 'fingers' Osborne off the hook, that's a racing certainty with advice not to bet against any attempt at burying bad news stories.

Those Belize types love their little whipping boy tactician as he self flaggelates upon the alter of Dave's modern Conservatives while sorting the wheat from the duck house and best advice is to pillage some Labour no mark MP and beat him half to death and let Gideon go boating for old times sakes.

Oh and by the way Guido, the secret is out that the Argies are invading an island off their coast around lunchtime in 2010.
Trouble is, we'll blow them ******s
clean out of the Atalntic Ocean as a manifesto commitment beforehand, thus ensuring our own victory, so there!