This non-story broke days ago. It really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.

The infighting within your own party is what is doing real damage to our country.

Tim Ireland spotted this a couple of weeks ago. Every time there is a Tory sleaze story you get comments from Tory stooges saying "this is a non-story, why don't you concentrate on important things".

Strange how they were so vociferous about "non-stories" such as Prescott's shagging habits. Iain Dale thought it so important he published a bleeding book about it!

Apologies if I have got this wrong, I was left with the impression that Ann Widdicombe intended taking up lap dancing.

Following a Tim Ireland link to the most influential bloggers as judged by a writer for the Independent, I note that Iain Dale intends to stand again in an attempt to become a Tory MP. Will he be third time lucky? Especially, if Ashcroft pays for it out of his tax fiddles?

Perhaps, even Guido will sell his £1M blog (which is what he claims it is worth) to help buy a seat?

I shall be enjoying the lap dancing meself - though probably not up to Bournemouth standards it should at least be fun! The website is a hoot!!

That's better, Mutley. A bit of honesty as opposed to these other mealy-mouthed hypocrites.

Lap dancing Tories?
Mullet haired Peter Stringfellow in his holiday thong....