I expect your teenage years were spent masturbating over the speeches by Jim Callaghan but for the rest of us this "Porn" you sniff at was pretty handy...

newmania, your confession merely confirms what I suspect many readers of these pages have been thinking for some time, but were too polite to say.

.....Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ..bum tish.

I think Boots sell a special ointment for bum tish

The sunday sport always has the same headline. Naked women to take off clothes.