Oh what a pile of pissing bollocks. He hasn't roasted me at all. He's taken issue with 10 words which formed two question, whilst wistfully ignoring the rest of my post.

It's dizzy's keyboard that I feel sorry for - what a pounding it must have taken as its excitable master entered those splendid comments. Calm down dizzy dear, it's only a little web-log...

Calm down, calm down!

I hate to:

(1) Side with you lefties or
(2) come across as a pedant but...

...shouldn't Dizzy's last phrase read "whilst WILFULLY ignoring the rest of my post"? I don't really know the man but I can't imagine Unity 'wistfully' doing anything. 'Wilfully' I can....

Just when Dizzy got rid of his humpty dumpty in a tin hat, Unity treads on egg shells and still it wasn't sensitive enough for the Great Arrogant One.

Ouch! I can feel Dizzy's pain all the way up North in Hull.

Unity wiped the floor with Dizzy. Personally, I use a floor cloth or mop.

That's the trouble with Tories praising each other, it leaves them rather sensitive from an attack from the Left.

Not getting homoertoic and talking about my spunk anymore then JHL? I can understand why it would appeal.. showers and all.

dizzy: I didn't think you cared. I thought I had left all that behind. Now if you wouldn't mind stooping down and picking up my bar of soap, you can be my prison bitch...

I don't wash