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The (sad) Life of Brian   » Permalink  |  TrackBack (0)

Prospective Tory candidate Brian Jenner offers us his Ten Tips for the Local Elections. Brilliant! My favourite is this one:

4) Meet in smart places

‘Old’ Conservatives love meeting in cold church halls, seedy Conservative Clubs or dingy offices. It’s their brand values. This puts off women and smart people from joining. We are the beautiful people now. We meet in pleasant cafés and modern conference facilities. As far as possible, get the oldies into these environments. Good luck.

We are the beautiful people now!!! Does anybody (particular Tories) actually think like that? If they do, would they be daft enough to write it down? The final word of advice from Bri is,
"If someone abuses you, put down your leaflets and go home. It’s a powerful way to send the message that things must change."
OK. So, if a Tory canvasser knocks your door... (not that the Tories have canvassed around here for about 15 years - must be 'Old Tories' or can't find a pleasant café or modern conference facility to meet up in) tell them to sod off and with a bit of luck... they will!

Posted by bobpiper on March 19, 2007, 10:13 AM  |  view comments (3) or add another



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steppenwolff said:
March 19, 2007 3:24 PM | permalink

Only 9 days late. Getting better!




Bob Piper said:
March 19, 2007 4:18 PM | permalink

Than who?




jailhouselawyer said:
March 19, 2007 5:34 PM | permalink

"Only 9 days late...", surely not yet another premature announcement of someone's death?





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