The Blog of a Virtual Genius

Larry Leek
My life so far: I was born 10 days late on May 8th, 1996 at 7am at the Norfolk and Norwich Hospital. I was small for my age, weighing in at 6lb 1oz. (I still am: small for my age that is. Of course I weigh more than 6lbs.) I had ginger hair. (I still do.) Strawberry blond Mum calls it. I already had a sister called Elizabeth. (She still is.) By the way, Elizabeth prefers you to call her Miv. (She'll give you a Super Wedgie if you don't.) I live at no.2 Plover Close. I go to school at St. Clements Primary. I am in Year 6. Mum and Dad are divorced. Mum works in insurance and Dad works part-time at the Merrivale Garden Centre while he trains to be a puppeteer. We have a cat called Fat Bob. 'Fat' because he is. The 'Bob' bit is short for body odour and bad breath. I like computers, books and films. My arch enemy is Lennox Hardy aka the Class Bully.